You Never See An Old Man Eating

If You'd Have Told Me Five Years Ago That I'd Have Done All This - Two Books, Some Television And Everything - I'd Panic, I'd Be Scared.

I Came Face-to-face With A Gorilla Which Was Quite Good, But It Was A 10-hour Trek In Bad Weather, Up Hills, Covered In Mud, With Mosquitoes Everywhere And When We Got There The Gorilla's Just Sat There Doing Nowt.

The Web Is The New Book Though, Innit?

I Don't Want To Go About Offending People, That's Not My Plan.

You Never See An Old Man Eating A Twix