The Web Is The New Book Though,

The Problem I Have With All This Religion Stuff Is That I Can't Relate To It. I Think Most People Got Into 'cos It Gave Them Something To Do On A Sunday, But Since All The Shops Are Now Open It Isn't Required As Much.

She Gave Me The Jabs And Said I Was Covered For Every Worst-case Scenario, Including Being Bitten By A Dirty Chimp. I Told Her This Is Why We Have Over-population Problems. Why Are Idiots Who Annoy Dirty Chimps Being Protected?

I Was Still Using My Eyes Even Though I Had Them Shut.

I Look At Life Like A Big Book And Sometimes You Get Half Way Through It And Go 'even Though I've Been Enjoying It, I've Had Enough. Give Us Another Book.'

Heaven? Floating About With Everyone You Ever Knew For Eternity? Me Family Does Me 'ed In After One Day At Xmas, I'd Rather Be Mush.