I Don't Want To Go About Offending

[jellyfish] Are 97% Water Or Something, So How Much Are They Doing? Just Give Them Another 3% And Make Them Water. It's More Useful.

I Don't Know Any Londoners 'cos I'm From Manchester.

They've Found This Spider, In The Jungle. Three Foot Long, It Eats Chicken. Bit Weird, Innit. People Moan Saying That You Shouldn't Lock Animals Up And All The Rest Of It, But To Be Honest I Wish It Was Locked Up. The Idea That It's Roaming In A Jungle... Get It Locked Up.

If You'd Have Told Me Five Years Ago That I'd Have Done All This - Two Books, Some Television And Everything - I'd Panic, I'd Be Scared.

People Eat Duck And You Think, Well, We've Got Loads Of Chickens, Leave The Ducks Alone!