When I Was Born I Was So

My Mom Took Me To A Dog Show And I Won!!

We Want Five Thousand Dollars Or You'll See Your Kid Again.

I'm At An Age Where I Think More About Food Than I Do About Sex. Last Week I Put A Mirror Over My Dining Room Table.

My Wife Has To Be The Worst Cook. In My House, We Pray After We Eat.

A Man In The Crowd Asks: Hey Rodney, How'd You Get Started? Rodney: I Was 12 Years Old, Alone In My Room, And I Got Started!