My Wife Has To Be The Worst

We Want Five Thousand Dollars Or You'll See Your Kid Again.

I Took My Son To Coney Island, I Said "wanna Go In The Crazy House?", He Said "save Your Money We'll Be Home Soon"!

What A Childhood I Had. My Parents Sent Me To A Child Psychiatrist. The Kid Didn't Help Me At All.

With My Wife I Get No Respect. I Fell Asleep With A Cigarette In My Hand. She Lit It.

Group Sex, Are You Kidding, I Had Group Sex - My Wife Screwed In Front Of The Jury.