We Want Five Thousand Dollars Or You'll

I Can't Get No Respect.

My Wife And I Keep Fighting About Sex And Money. I Think She Charges Me Too Much.

What A Dog I Got, He Found Out We Look Alike, So He Killed Himself.

I Was So Poor Growing Up...if I Wasn't A Boy...i'd Have Nothing To Play With.

Steak And Sex, My Favorite Pair. I Get Them Both Very Rare.