You Never Want To Be The Grumpy

The 2012 Olympics Is Going To Cost £8 Billion Which Is A Lot Of Money. It'll Probably Bankrupt London. But You Can't Put A Price On Two Bronze Medals In Cycling.

I Was A Christian. I Didn't Want To Have Sex Before Marriage, I Was A Bit Uptight And Not Very Self-confident. I Was A Virgin Until I Was 26.

If We're All God's Children, What's So Special About Jesus?

I'm Not Worried About The Third World War. That's The Third World's Problem.

I Pay What I Have To And Not A Penny More.