I Was A Christian. I Didn't Want

Swimming Is Good For You, Especially If You're Drowning. Not Only Do You Get A Cardiovascular Workout But Also You Don't Die.

I Think The Idea That Death Is Not The End, That Your Dog's Just Gone To Live On The Farm, Is Limiting. Thoughts Like That Prevent You From Making The Most Of The Time That You Have.

Jokes Spread Around The World And Embed Themselves In Our Shared Culture; The Most Resonant Of Them Get Lodged In The Language In The Same Way As Clichés Or Old Wives' Tales Do.

I, Of Course, Don't Have An Accent. This Is Just How Things Sound When They Are Pronounced Properly.

In Pizza Express You Can Get Garlic Bread With Cheese And Tomato. Now Correct Me If I'm Wrong, But That's A Pizza.