I'm Not Worried About The Third World

I Don't See Myself As Offending People.

I've Got A Friend Whose Nickname Is "shagger". You Might Think That's Pretty Cool. She Doesn't Like It.

I, Of Course, Don't Have An Accent. This Is Just How Things Sound When They Are Pronounced Properly.

Recently My Girlfriend Asked Me If I Was Having Sex Behind Her Back And I Replied, "yes, Who Did You Think It Was?"

Yes, I Have This Crazy Honk Of A Laugh.