When Obama Ran, He Said, We Can

What Happens In Vegas, Stays In Vegas - Except The Drone.

I Took Benzedrine - I Got Clairvoyance. With Benzedrine You Can Have A Very Wide View Of The World, Like You Can Decide The Destiny Of Man And Other Pressing Problems, Such As Which Is The Left Sock?

Nixon's The Kind Of Guy That If You Were Drowning Fifty Feet Off Shore, He'd Throw You A Thirty Foot Rope. Then Kissinger Would Go On Tv The Next Night And Say That The President Had Met You More Than Half-way.

My Life Needs Editing.

There's So Much Botox Around Now That You Can't Tell When A Jewish Girl Is Angry!