What Happens In Vegas, Stays In Vegas

My Life Needs Editing.

My Whole Life Is A Movie. It's Just That There Are No Dissolves. I Have To Live Every Agonizing Moment Of It. My Life Needs Editing.

A Conservative Doesn't Want Anything To Happen For The First Time; A Liberal Feels It Should Happen, But Not Now.

I'm For Capital Punishment. You've Got To Execute People. How Else Are They Going To Learn?

If You Can't Join Them, Beat Them.