The Real Menace In Dealing With A

I Think If You Can Write A Play, Or Produce A Play, The First Step Toward Success [is] If People Don't Want To Kill Themselves In The Lobby. Now There Must Be Four Or Five Other Steps, But That's The First.

The Real Menace In Dealing With A Five-year-old Is That In No Time At All You Begin To Sound Like A Five-year-old.

I Don't Want To See The Uncut Version Of Anything.

When The Grandmothers Of Today Hear The Word 'chippendales,' They Don't Necessarily Think Of Chairs.

I Know What I Wish Ralph Nader Would Investigate Next. Marriage. It's Not Safe, It's Not Safe At All.