I Know What I Wish Ralph Nader

While In Some Quarters It Is Felt That The Critic Is Just A Necessary Evil, Most Serious-minded, Decent, Talented Theater People Agree That The Critic Is An Unnecessary Evil.

When The Grandmothers Of Today Hear The Word 'chippendales,' They Don't Necessarily Think Of Chairs.

The Average, Healthy, Well-adjusted Adult Gets Up At Seven-thirty In The Morning Feeling Just Plain Terrible.

People Only Call You 'my Dear' When They Are Irritated With You.

A Lawyer Is Never Entirely Comfortable With A Friendly Divorce, Anymore Than A Good Mortician Wants To Finish His Job And Then Have The Patient Sit Up On The Table.