People Are All Alike In Their Promises.

He Who Follows His Lessons Tastes A Profound Peace, And Looks Upon Everybody As A Bunch Of Manure.

Everything That's Prose Isn't Verse And Everything That Isn't Verse Is Prose. Now You See What It Is To Be A Scholar!

The Duty Of Comedy Is To Correct Men By Amusing Them.

The World, Dear Agnes, Is A Strange Affair.

People Are All Alike In Their Promises. It Is Only In Their Deeds That They Differ.