The Duty Of Comedy Is To Correct

The Envious Will Die, But Envy Never.

It Is Fine For A Woman To Know A Lot; But I Don't Want Her To Have This Shocking Desire To Be Learned For Learnedness Sake. When I Ask A Woman A Question, I Like Her To Pretend To Ignore What She Really Knows.

The Maturing Process Of Becoming A Writer Is Akin To That Of A Harlot. First You Do It For Love, Then For A Few Friends, And Finally Only For Money.

Folk Whose Own Behavior Is Most Ridiculous Are Always To The Fore In Slandering Others.

There Is No Rampart That Will Hold Out Against Malice.