Now That Marilyn Monroe Is Kosher, Arthur

I Never Watch The Dinah Shore Show- I'm A Diabetic.

Ballet Is The Fairies' Baseball.

My Last Picture For Warners Was Romance On The High Seas. It Was Doris Day's First Picture; That Was Before She Became A Virgin.

Talent's Like A Baby. Wrap It Up In Wool And It Goes To Sleep.

You Can't Possibly Hear The Last Movement Of Beethoven's Seventh And Go Slow. (oscar Trying To Talk His Way Out Of A Speeding Ticket)