Ballet Is The Fairies' Baseball.

I'm A Self-made Man. Who Else Would Help?

Talent's Like A Baby. Wrap It Up In Wool And It Goes To Sleep.

Debbie Reynolds Is As Wistful As An Iron Foundry.

I'm A Concert Pianist, That's A Pretentious Way Of Saying I'm Unemployed At The Moment.

I've Given Up Reading Books. I Find It Takes My Mind Off Myself.