I Never Watch The Dinah Shore Show-

I Played An Unsympathetic Part -- Myself.

Debbie Reynolds Is As Wistful As An Iron Foundry.

I'm A Self-made Man. Who Else Would Help?

An Epigram Is Only A Wisecrack That's Played At Carnegie Hall.

You Can't Possibly Hear The Last Movement Of Beethoven's Seventh And Go Slow. (oscar Trying To Talk His Way Out Of A Speeding Ticket)