Macho Doesn't Prove Mucho.

I Don't Remember Anybody's Name. How Do You Think The "dahling" Thing Got Started?

It's Never As Easy To Keep Your Own Spouse Happy As It Is To Make Someone Else's Spouse Happy.

I Never Hated Any Of My Ex-fiances Enough To Return The Rings.

When I'm Alone, I Can Sleep Crossways In Bed Without An Argument.

Husbands Are Like Fires - They Go Out When Unattended.