When I'm Alone, I Can Sleep Crossways

I Am A Marvelous Housekeeper. Every Time I Leave A Man I Keep His House.

My Husband Said It Was Him Or The Cat. I Miss Him Sometimes.

I've Never Met An Ugly Millionaire. They All Look Cute. No Wonder I Married 4 Of Them

When I'm Alone, I Can Sleep Crossways In Bed Without An Argument.

If I Would Believe What I Read About Myself, I Would Hate My Guts Too.