I Never Hated Any Of My Ex-fiances

I Always Said Marriage Should Be A Fifty-fifty Proposition. He Should Be At Least Fifty Years Old, And Have At Least Fifty-million Dollars.

You Never Really Know A Man Until You Have Divorced Him.

Parisian Men Make Love All Day And Have No Time To Work; American Men Work All Day And Have No Time For Love.

I'd Rather Be Hit By A Gorgeous Man Than An Ugly One.

When I'm Alone, I Can Sleep Crossways In Bed Without An Argument.