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She Wanted An Italian Sports Car - With The Sport Still In It.

Every Year My Boss Used To Give Me A Bottle Of Expensive Brandy Because I'd Told Him That My Doctor Suggested A Drink Once In A While. This Year My Boss Gave Me The Name Of A New Doctor.

My Wife Calls Our Waterbed The Dead Sea.

I Don't Worry Too Much About Sex Education In The Schools. If The Kids Learn It Like They Do Everything Else, They Won't Know How.

If Evolution Really Works, How Come Mothers Only Have Two Hands?