I've Never Gambled A Dime. Never, In

You Lose Your Energy, You Lose That Excitement And It Gets The Audience Up.

It's Just To Break Things Up Between Stand-up Gigs. I Would Only Do It Periodically. Maybe Just An East Coast Thing.

I've Never Gambled A Dime. Never, In All My Years In Vegas.

If I Were To Insult People And Mean It, That Wouldn't Be Funny.

Asians Are Nice People, But They Burn A Lot Of Shirts.