Asians Are Nice People, But They Burn

I Have A Problem, If The Light Goes On On Tv And It Blinks Midnight, I Don't Know How To Fix It.

To My Knowledge, I Was The First Guy Really To Do What I Do. And Then Later On Different Comedians Started Trying Doing It.

My Health, Thank God, Has Kept My Brain Alive.

Women Were Afraid Of Me, They Were Scared To Death. But I Always Say Be Yourself, If You're Funny Then Let Your Sense Of Humor Go There. I Mean There's No Sense Hiding What You Feel.

When You Talk About George Burns You're Talking About A Living Legend . . . Well, A Legend, Anyhow.