I Knew A Girl So Ugly, They

I Saved A Girl From Being Attacked Last Night. I Controlled Myself.

Last Time I Tried To Make Love To My Wife Nothing Happened, So I Said To Her, 'what's The Matter, You Can't Think Of Anybody Either?'

Hey Everybody, We're All Gonna Get Laid!

I Went To Look For A Used Car And Found My Wife's Dress In The Back Seat.

The Sign On The Bar Said: 'girls- Topless, Bottomless', I Went Inside And There Was Nobody There!