Hey Everybody, We're All Gonna Get Laid!

I Figured Out I'm Bisexual. I Have Sex Twice A Year.

We Sleep In Separate Rooms, We Have Dinner Apart, We Take Separate Vacations - We're Doing Everything We Can To Keep Our Marriage Together.

His Breath Is So Bad Why Every Time He Smokes He Blows Onion Rings.

Everyone Says That Looks Don't Matter, Age Doesn't Matter, Money Doesn't Matter. But I Never Met A Girl Yet Who Has Fallen In Love With An Old Ugly Man Who's Broke.

Hey, Did Somebody Step On A Duck?