Am I Still In Uniform? Then I

I Haven't Missed A Game In Two-and-a-half Years. I Go To The Park As Sick As A Dog And, When I See My Uniform Hanging There, I Get Well Right Now. Then I See Some Of You Guys (media) And I Get Sick Again.

I'd Be Willing To Bet You, If I Were A Betting Man, That I Have Never Bet On Baseball.

I Admitted I Bet On Baseball, But I Wasn't Suspended From Baseball For Betting On Baseball.

Every Time I Step Up To The Plate, I Expect To Get A Hit. If I Don't Expect To Get A Hit, I Have No Right To Step Into The Batter's Box In The First Place.

I Can't Remember, I Wish I Could Remember The First Time I Bet On Baseball.