I Can't Remember, I Wish I Could

I've Got A 15-year Old Son And A 10-year Old Daughter, And If They Were Going To Do One Of The Following Things: Be An Alcoholic; Be A Drug Offender; Beat Their Wife Or Husband; Or Gamble. I Hope They Would Gamble.

I Told Him (pete Rose, Jr.) Who To Watch. I Said If You Want To Be A Catcher, Watch Johnny Bench. If You Want To Be A Right-handed Power Hitter, Watch Mike Schmidt. If You Just Want To Be A Hitter, Watch Me.

I Owe Baseball. Baseball Don't Owe Me A Damn Thing.

Playing Baseball For A Living Is Like Having A License To Steal.

I Bet On The Game Of Baseball And I Bet On My Team, Even The Mistakes I Made, I Have To Take A Different Look At Someone Betting Against Their Own Team... That's Throwing The Game.