I Admitted I Bet On Baseball, But

Sliding Headfirst Is The Safest Way To Get To The Next Base, I Think, And The Fastest. You Don't Lose Your Momentum, And There's One More Important Reason I Slide Headfirst, It Gets My Picture In The Paper.

If I Had Been Busted For Drugs Instead Of Gambling, I'd Still Be Managing The Reds And Baseball Would Be Paying For My Rehab.

Whoever Said "it's Not Whether You Win Or Lose But How You Play The Game" Is Full Of It! Winning Makes All The Difference In The World. Winning Is Fun. Losing Is Not. Losing Sucks.

I Can't Remember, I Wish I Could Remember The First Time I Bet On Baseball.

See The Ball; Hit The Ball.