All Men Are Born Equal, But Some

The Lord Takes Care Of His Own, But Church Trustees Still Put Lightning Rods On The Steeple.

The Only Thing Worse Than Being On The Wrong Side Of An Argument Is To Be On The Right Side With No One Listening.

It Takes Far More Courage To Violate A Custom Than A Law.

All Men Are Born Equal, But Some Of Them Outgrow It.

The Three Chief Causes Of Divorce Are Men, Women, And Marriage.