The Three Chief Causes Of Divorce Are

The Tongue Is The Only Muscle In The Human Body That Never Gets Tired [talking].

All Work And No Pay Makes A Housewife.

Ego: The Only Thing That Can Keep Growing Without Nourishment.

Divorce Has Become So Easy Nowadays That Women Have Stopped Crying At Weddings.

We Can't Do Much About The Length Of Our Lives, But We Can Do Plenty About It's Width And Depth.