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He Was Deader Than A Shrunken Head At A Hackey Sack Festival.

The Most Ineffective Workers Are Systematically Moved To The Place Where They Can Do The Least Damage: Management.

Remind People That Profit Is The Difference Between Revenue And Expense. This Makes You Look Smart.

I Burned Out My Drawing Hand By Using It Too Much. The Common Word For It Is Writer's Cramp. The Fancy Words For It Are Focal Dystonia. The Symptom In My Case Was A Pinky Finger That Went Spastic When I Tried To Draw.

Never Base Your Budget Requests On Realistic Assumptions, As This Could Lead To A Decrease In Your Funding.