He Was Deader Than A Shrunken Head

The Ability To Work Hard And Make Sacrifices Comes Naturally To Those Who Know Exactly What They Want.

I Love You Like A Fat Kid Loves Cake!

Sadness Is Just Another Word For Not Enough Coffee.

On The Keyboard Of Life, Always Keep One Finger On The Escape Key.

The Day You Realize That Your Efforts And Rewards Are Not Related, It Really Frees Up Your Calendar.