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Did You Know Babies Are Nauseated By The Smell Of A Clean Shirt? You Put On Something From The Cleaners, They're Gonna Spit Up Just Like That. My Wardrobe Looks Like We Have Condors Living In Our Yard.

Now, It's True I Married My Wife For Her Looks... But Not The Ones She's Been Givin' Me Lately.

It's A Weird Sensation To Be Mad And Learning At The Same Time.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Own All The Components Of Soap On A Rope Except The Soap.

If Your Idea Of A 7 Course Meal Is A Bucket Of Kfc And A Sixpack, You Might Be A Redneck.