You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Father Encourages You To Quit School Because Larry Has An Opening On The Lube Rack.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Refer To The Time You Won A Free Case Of Oil As The Day My Ship Came In.

You May Be A Redneck If... Your Lifetime Goal Is To Own A Fireworks Stand.

You Know That You Are A Teacher When You Spend More Money On School Stuff Than You Do On Your Own Children.

People Should See Your Faith. If All You Do Is Talk About Your Faith And People Don't See It, But They Ought To See It In The Way You Treat Your Family, You Treat Your Friends, You Treat Your Community.