You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If The Antenna On Your Truck Is A Danger To Low Flying Airplanes.

If You're A Redneck, You Have That Blood Flowing Through Your Veins. That's Almost On The Bucket List, To Hear "freebird" Live.

You Might Be A Redneck If You're Still Scalping Tickets After The Concert Is Over.

You May Be A Redneck If . . . You Think You Are An Entrepreneur Because Of The "dirt For Sale" Sign In The Front Yard.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Think The O.j. Trial Was The Big Sunkist And Minutemaid Taste Test.