You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If You're A Lite Beer Drinker, Because You Start Drinking When It Gets Light.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Missed 5th Grade Graduation Because You Had Jury Duty.

Changing A Diaper Is A Lot Like Getting A Present From Your Grandmother - You're Not Sure What You've Got But You're Pretty Sure You're Not Going To Like It.

What I Hated Was Doing What Somebody In La Thought Jeff Foxworthy Ought To Do.

If You Can't Remember The Last Time You Had Sex With A Woman, You're Either Gay, Or Married.