You Might Be A Redneck If Your

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Favorite Christmas Present Was A Painting On Black Velvet.

When I Did The Sitcom I Was Too Naive. I Thought, Well, They Know What They're Talking About, Let's Do That.

A Lot Of People Up North, They Think Everybody From The South Is Married To Their Sister And Has Seen A Ufo. I Told Them, 'i'm Just Dating My Sister And Couldn't Swear That It Wasn't A Weather Balloon.'

There's A Whole Segment Of The Population With A Mentality That Bases Good Times On Where They Can Go And What They Can Buy.

If You've Ever Made Change In The Offering Plate, You Might Be A Redneck.