You Know You're Getting Old When You

I Don't Think I'm Good In Bed. My Husband Never Said Anything, But After We Made Love He'd Take A Piece Of Chalk And Outline My Body.

The Fashion Magazines Are Suggesting That Women Wear Clothes That Are 'age Appropriate.' For Me That Would Be A Shroud.

There's Always An Adjective Before My Name, And It's Never A Nice One.

Every Time I Get On An Airplane I Figure It's Gonna Get Blown Up. You Live On The Edge.

I Am A Dyke! And I'm Damn Proud Of It!