Every Time I Get On An Airplane

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I Got A Waterbed, But My Husband Stocked It With Trout.

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You Know You're Getting Old When You Buy A Sexy Sheer Nightgown And Don't Know Anyone Who Can See Through It.

Why Should I Cook For My Husband? So He Can Tell A Hooker I Make A Delicious Cake?