You Know What I Want You To

A Conservative Is Someone Who Believes In Reform. But Not Now.

Bush Is The Face On The Can. But Who Canned That Soup?

The Distance Between Taking Social Action And Having The Knowledge Is As Wide As The Mouth Of The Mississippi.

If You Can't Join Them, Beat Them.

Liberals Feel Unworthy Of Their Possessions. Conservatives Feel They Deserve Everything They've Stolen.