Liberals Feel Unworthy Of Their Possessions. Conservatives

My Whole Life Is A Movie. It's Just That There Are No Dissolves. I Have To Live Every Agonizing Moment Of It. My Life Needs Editing.

The Fact Is That You Can't Have A Good Relationship With A Girl Who Hasn't Settled Things With Her Father.

If You Can't Join Them, Beat Them.

Remember That No Matter How Selfish, How Cruel, How Unfeeling You Have Been Today, Every Time You Take A Breath, You Make A Flower Happy.

Obama Says His Recreation Consists Of Reading The Constitution... Looking For A Loophole.