Wit Saves Us From Being Swallowed Whole

The Rich Are Happier Than We Are, And Should Be.

Now Defined As Art, The Totem Has Lost Cult, Taboo, And Custom.

If I Could Do My Life Over, I Would Try To Cleanse At Least My Pleasures Of Self-pity.

My Father Liked To Moralize, And So Do I. But He Was In Earnest, While I Am Embarrassed And Pretend That I Am Merely Being Witty.

Literary Criticism Now Is All Pranks And Polemics.