The Rich Are Happier Than We Are,

Enjoy The Insult As You Deliver It, Before You Learn Its Cost.

You Gave Me A Significant Look, But Significant Of What?

I Am Forbidden Sugar, Fat, And Alcohol. So Hooray, I Guess, For Oatmeal, Lemon Juice, And Chicken Soup.

In The City, Nudity Means Something; In The Wild, It Just Exists.

Promiscuity: Optimism, Free Enterprise, Mobility--the American Dream.