When They Asked Jack Benny To Do

She Said She Was Approaching Forty, And I Couldn't Help Wondering From What Direction.

I Feel Very Humble, But I Think I Have The Strength Of Character To Fight It.

My Idea Of Christmas, Whether Old-fashioned Or Modern, Is Very Simple: Loving Others. Come To Think Of It, Why Do We Have To Wait For Christmas To Do That?

Whenever I Play With Him , I Usually Try To Make It A Foursome - The President, Myself, A Paramedic And A Faith Healer.

I'd Give Up Golf If I Didn't Have So Many Sweaters.