I'd Give Up Golf If I Didn't

Democrats Have An Answer To The Unemployment Problem. They're All Running For The Presidency.

Baseball Is A Soap Opera That Plays Out Day After Day, One That A Lot Of Elderly Women Watch Until The Characters And The Plot Becomes A Part Of Their Life. She Got To Enjoy The Personal Side Of The Players. They Were Her Kids. The Braves Were Her Family.

I Love To Go To Washington - If Only To Be Near My Money.

Did You See Where President Reagan Finally Got A Hearing Aid? People Have Been Telling Him To Get One For Years, But He Couldn't Hear Them.

A Bank Is A Place That Will Lend You Money If You Can Prove That You Don't Need It.