When My Old Man Wanted Sex, My

I Tell Ya, I Was An Ugly Kid. I Was So Ugly That My Dad Kept The Kid's Picture That Came With The Wallet He Bought.

I Was Making Love To This Girl And She Started Crying. I Said, "are You Going To Hate Yourself In The Morning?" She Said, "no, I Hate Myself Now."

One Year They Asked Me To Be Poster Boy - For Birth Control.

There's Only One Thing Wrong With My Wife's Face - It Shows.

My Wife Has To Be The Worst Cook. In My House, We Pray After We Eat.