When I Was A Kid, I Slept

I Like To Play Chess With Bald Men In The Park Although It's Hard To Find 32 Of Them.

Well, My Brother Says 'hello.' So, Hooray For Speech Therapy.

I Got Some New Underwear The Other Day. Well, New To Me.

Ambiguity — The Devil's Volleyball.

I Asked My Girlfriend, 'will You Marry Me?' She Said, 'we'll Have To Ask My Father.' So We Had A Seance And Jack Ruby Says, 'hello!'