When Four Or More Men Get Together,

When I Want To End A Relationship I Just Say, 'you Know, I Love You. I Want To Marry You. I Want To Have Your Children.' Sometimes They Leave Skid Marks.

They Usually Have Two Tellers In My Local Bank, Except When It's Very Busy, When They Have One.

Neurotics Build Castles In The Air, Psychotics Live In Them. My Mother Cleans Them.

Men Don't Live Well By Themselves. They Don't Even Live Like People. They Live Like Bears With Furniture.

Buying Something On Sale Is A Very Special Feeling. In Fact, The Less I Pay For Something, The More It Is Worth To Me.