Men Don't Live Well By Themselves. They

Her Idea Of A Romantic Setting Is One That Has A Diamond In It. If You Feel The Need To Marry A Doctor, I Suggest A Dermatologist. Good Hours, Free Retin-a.

The Closest I Ever Came To A Menage-a-trois Was When I Dated A Schizophrenic.

Men Love To Be The First To Read The Newspaper In The Morning. Not Being The First Is Upsetting To Their Psyches.

I Work For Myself, Which Is Fun. Except When I Call In Sick, I Know I'm Lying.

Oh, My God. I've Just Told You How Old I Am. Nobody Knows How Old I Am. I'm Going To Have To Kill You Now.